Times With Brother Takeover

Avery decided to do a takeover episode and host the show himself. Avery interviews Blair where they talk about going to the park, pronouncing words, who they love more, and school. Blair abandons the episode to use the restroom and Avery ends up interviewing Dad with his 5 questions. Dad ends up asking some questions to Avery to see if he knows what mom and dad do for a living, where he was born, enjoying school and math.

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Times With Dad
Stop doing that. Please? No.

You say...

What are we into? Can you say... Fire truck? Bike rock!

what can you say? Hmm. Can you say police? Police. Can you say police car? Police car. Good job. Police car, dad. Can you say policeman? Police man. That's good. Can you say fireman?

You say Abrilance? Spirits? Can you say everything? Egg -ing. You say all of them? All them. Can you say Crocodile? Crocodile. What do you like to play? Hide and seek. Hide and seek? I like to play wrestling more. Wow. You Super Mario then...

Pop control too? Yeah, I like pop control. And then the switch. Switch. good job, Samus. I like good switch and no nothing. That's the only thing I like, but I like book blocks too. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Thank you, I'm very sorry. Jingle bells, jingle bells. Jingle all Stop there, stop. I hate it. Stop. Baby, next to the jingle bell. I wanna go to the park. Ooh, that's the favorite. I love going to the park too. Wow, baby. Baby, let's go to Hey, Dad, you watched the whole process on the TV. Where? I got a few questions for you. What do you like?

To play more than the park. No, Blair, what do you like to play more than the park? More than the park. Blair, who do you like more, mommy or daddy? Mommy. Who do you like more, daddy or me? Me. You like me? she said, I said, who do you like more, daddy or me? She me. Who do you like more, Blair? Mommy or...

Avery. Okay. What do you like more than playing at the park? The Switch or the tablet? The Switch. I like the tablet. Who do you like more? Daddy or Soleil? Soleil. Who do you like more? Neyo or Soleil? Neyo Neyo?

Who do you like more? Titi or Avery? Titi. Who do you like more? Ding ding or daddy? Ding ding. I like Powerpuff Show. Why do you like Powerpuff Show, Blair? What do you want to do today once we finish the podcast? Boo boo. I like to do front flips because I can do half of the backflip because I hate doing backflips now. But so what? once I get

I'm trying to do the front flip but I can't land it on my back or I'm just sitting down. So I'm trying to land it and then also Maddie's cousin. Maddie's cousin just did a flip but she landed. Wait, do you know how to do a front flip or a round over? She did but she doesn't know how to do a...

She doesn't run over. I want to eat nach sticks. why do you like the nach sticks? Do like the tricks? likes the tricks she said. You need a pee pee? Blair, you need a pee pee? Yeah, she said pee pee. Okay. I'll tell her how I feel Alright, Avery, I'm going take Blair to do pee pee. How about you talk about why you like first grade? Can you tell me why you like first grade? Tell the podcast.

grade because they like they have like hard power rooms and a lot of things are hard. grade is harder. Second grade is gonna get harder. Third grade is gonna get harder. So because now first grade is gonna get harder and harder and harder. It's keep getting harder and harder and harder.

But I like first grade because right now it's a little easy but a little too hard. doesn't want to do no more podcasts so I'm gonna join the podcast. Is that okay? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just gonna pretend that Blair's still in. I'm just gonna pretend that, okay? Wait, why are you gonna pretend I'm Blair? Because! You know Blair keeps getting out of the podcast? Yeah, Blair doesn't want to join the podcast no more.

Yeah, yeah, but I... Blaire's all set with the podcast. She doesn't want to join anymore. So it's just going to be me and you. So you said you want to be the host of the podcast, right? Yeah. So you're the host now. How do you how does it feel? Good. I'm the host. What is it? What is it? Let me ask you a question. Yeah. What does it mean to be the host of the podcast? It means the host does the things over here. Can you tell me more? I don't know.

Tell me more about that. What do you mean? It does the things over here on this side. so the host is that side of the table? Yeah, this is the host. And what's that side? I don't know. What is this side? Tell me. This is your show. You said this is Times with Brother. I forgot. So Blair decided to opt out doing the rest of the podcast. I think she just got overwhelmed. She preferred to use a tablet. So I'm jumping into the best place.

And because of that, it's no longer probably going to be really times with brother, really kind of times with dad or times with Avery, whatever he decides to name the show. But I love the fact that he's really taking the onus onto the show. You're back. All right. So how about this? How about this? Since you're the host. Yeah, I have a suggestion. Do you know what suggestion means? No. Suggestion means I'm going to almost give you an idea. OK.

So I have a suggestion. Yeah. Do you want to ask me some questions? What questions do you have? want to ask me? I got I got five of them. You got five questions. Yeah. Ask me those questions. Question is, how do you like wrestling? Like, what do you mean? Like, how do I like the game? How do I like watching it? When you watch it and play it? Yeah. So I like wrestling a lot. But.

Not as much as I used to when I was like your age. When I was your age, I used to watch wrestling like every week. And then it went to two times a week. And then they had like the pay -per -views and all of that. Right. And now all I do is I just watch the pay -per -view and I just play the game. Who's your favorite wrestler? Remember the guy who stars with a J? That's my favorite character. Johnny Garnal? Johnny Garnano? I think is how you pronounce his name. Yeah, him. Yeah, I think it's him.

Yeah, that's it. Why is he your favorite guy? Because I like what he looks like, but he's too weak. So I need a powerful one. But I keep reminding him. So I keep being him. So I'm trying to not remind him to be a different character. Like more stronger and more powerful. Okay. So I can defeat people and win so easily.

But if we're versioning each other, we're not gonna fight. We're gonna wait till the next person comes. So if we're versioning each other, but if you wanna fight, we will just fight. But if the next person's already here, we're just gonna just fight that one.

Yeah. The second question is, what is your favorite character in wrestling? John Cena? He's not my favorite. It depends. So when I watch it, it's different than when I play it. Right now, I'm playing under S. Gunther. That's your favorite character? I mean, he's the guy I selected to play with. I don't know if he's my favorite. What's your third question? My third question is, how is the park so big when we go out to the water and see the

How is it so big? Like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I'm scared of heights, remember the one has ropes. And after when I go higher, I'm scared of heights. Remember I'm scared of heights. Yeah, but you keep climbing it and you keep going all the way to the top. So are you sure you're scared of heights or you're just trying to like conquer your fear? I'm trying... I'm just scared of heights. I'm just scared of heights. only if it's higher or lower.

is this higher? Because I'm scared of heights like this high or this high or this high. Because the rope thing is very high. So that's my third question. My fourth question is why is the ropes just like the ropes like brown but it's just white? That's my third question. Why is the ropes not brown instead they're white? Yeah.

They just changed the color, that's all. Okay. My fifth question is, why is all the cars different colors? What cars? The cars in the whole city, in Earth. don't... People like different colors. There are cars? Okay. That's all my questions. I have some questions for you. Is it six? No, I don't have a number. I'm just gonna ask you some questions. I just wonder what you say. Okay.

What does mommy do for work? She works to get more money. How? To go to, to, to work on her computer to get, to get some more money. What does daddy do for work? you just work till you get, get smarter at work and you, and you have to talk, talk to some people on your phone.

in your computer sometimes, right? On some days, right? Mm -hmm. Okay. Do you think daddy's a builder? Yeah. You build always with your dad. What do I build? Build stuff. Like what? Give me an example. like a porch, a house. Really? And you just fix us our broken. Mm. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You're a builder.

You want to be a builder or you want to be a chef? What do you want to be? I just want to be a chef. You want to be a chef, you don't, you never cook anything. How are you going to be a chef if you never cook anything? I will cook anything. I just wait till I get older. so you're not going to start cooking until you get older. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just helping you for some reason. Okay. Let me ask you another question. Where do you live? Massachusetts. Nice. Where did you, where were you born? In what state? Yeah.

In the hospital. Yeah, in a hospital. Yeah, well, in what state is that hospital? Take a guess. I don't know. This is the only state I know. You only know Massachusetts. How many states do you think there are? you had to like, if you had to guess, if you have to give a number, how many states do you think is in the United States? How many are there? Seven? Seven. I think that's how many. Yeah, that's not. Yeah, you're pretty close. Yeah, yeah. I'll count how many states are there on your phone.

What day were you born? In 11... in 11... August? No. 12 August? No. You're not even close. Somebody told me to ask you a question. let me... Somebody told me to ask you, what do you like most about your school days? Math. You like math? Why? Why do you like math? Because I love it. Because some of them are hard problems. Some are easy problems.

What are you learning in math right now? I'm learning hard problems. They're very, very, very hard. Like what? Give me an example of a hard problem. Like 100 numbers when they have boxes. Are you learning multiplication right now? Yeah, right now I did a 50 chart. Now I'm going to do a 100 chart when I have school. All right, so let's see what you learn in math. Let's test this out. You ready? What's one times one? Two.

One times one is two? Yeah. What is one plus one? Two. What is two plus two? Four. What is four divided by one? One. What is one minus one? One minus one? Zero. Yep. Okay. So you got your addition and subtraction and you're learning multiplication and division it looks like. Yeah. Yeah. But the times very hard. Yeah. You think you're going to get it figured out? I'm trying. But it's too hard.

Yeah, but you just started. What else do like about school? Anything else? That's all I like. math. What about champions? You like champions?

What do you do in Champions when you go in Champions? Because Champions is where you go after school, right? So what do you do when you go there? I do some... I go outside to go at the park. But sometimes I go at the field and I have school. You want to finish with podcasts? You want to be done with Times with Dad? So what's today's... There's no more Blair. So what's the name of today's episode? There's no more Blair. Times with Dad? It's Times with Dad again? Times with Dad with sisters!

So you're the host, that's what you're gonna call it? Times with Dad with Sisters? Yeah, because she changed it. Now you switched, that's why I call it that. Okay, so this is your show, you're the host. How are you gonna end the show? Right now! Do you have a saying or no saying? Nothing. Nothing, you're just gonna hit the end button? Yep. Alright, so tell everybody bye. Bye! Alright, bye.

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